A new definition for happiness
"Happiness is to find the owner of lost bikinies."
So coooool!!!
After a long holiday, today the English class was held. there is a guy, our classmate, his name is Masih. we call him Mr. Jesus Christ!!!
Teacher believed persian subtitles are terrible, we asked why? he said, one time, they translated this sentence: "do that, or I will fire you!" as "این کار را انجام بده، وگرنه آتیشت میزنم!!!"
that's unbelievable!!! but unbelievably real!!!
*. خیر سرمون UI4 هستیم.
Yesterday I went to language Institute. teacher, noticed that i'm still using "American Wordpower Dictionary", and as you know, this dictionary is useful for elementary learners. he told me: you shouldn't use this dictionary, and showed me his bulky Longman dictionary, and said: use a dictionary like this!
I said, this is so heavey! "Do you have a girlfriend?" the teacher asked. "No" I replied.
-so I found your main problem! If you had carried sth for your girlfriend, you have found that you didn't feel the weight!
Now, I'm looking for a girlfriend to borrow her dictionary!!!