A new definition for happiness

My English teacher defines happiness this way:
"Happiness is to find the owner of lost bikinies."
So  coooool!!!

Long Holiday

After a long holiday, today the English class was held. there is a guy, our classmate, his name is Masih. we call him Mr. Jesus Christ!!!

Teacher believed persian subtitles are terrible, we asked why? he said, one time, they translated this sentence: "do that, or I will fire you!" as "این کار را انجام بده، وگرنه آتیشت میزنم!!!"

that's unbelievable!!! but unbelievably real!!!

ترم جدید

اولین جلسه ترم جدید کلاس زبان... یکی از دوستان*، خیلی جدی، Clockwise رو "عقل ساعت" ترجمه کرد!!!!

*. خیر سرمون UI4 هستیم.

My Main Problem

Yesterday I went to language Institute. teacher, noticed that i'm still using "American Wordpower Dictionary", and as you know, this dictionary is useful for elementary learners. he told me: you shouldn't use this dictionary, and showed me his bulky Longman dictionary, and said: use a dictionary like this!

I said, this is so heavey! "Do you have a girlfriend?" the teacher asked. "No" I replied.

-so I found your main problem! If you had carried sth for your girlfriend, you have found that you didn't feel the weight!

Now, I'm looking for a girlfriend to borrow her dictionary!!!